The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI ...

there are two things that smell like fish: one of them is fish ...

Scared cat Totally Looks Like Sham-Wow guy

MMM that bag of fritos looks good, can i have some...?

Hey you didn't see that wall either, huh?

Are you talking to me?

doctor comes to patient
dr: so, what's going on?
pt. i have these memory lapses that bother me..
dr. how long have they been bothering you?
pt. how long has what been bothering me?
dr. memory lapses?
pt. what memory lapses?

one guy whispers to another...
- how could you marry her? she's short, stupid, ugly and mean?
- you can speak louder, she's also deaf...

if a sock doesn't have any holes, how do you put it on?

I think i cost myself too much....