Hey you didn't see that wall either, huh?

Are you talking to me?

doctor comes to patient
dr: so, what's going on?
pt. i have these memory lapses that bother me..
dr. how long have they been bothering you?
pt. how long has what been bothering me?
dr. memory lapses?
pt. what memory lapses?

one guy whispers to another...
- how could you marry her? she's short, stupid, ugly and mean?
- you can speak louder, she's also deaf...

if a sock doesn't have any holes, how do you put it on?

I think i cost myself too much....

The world according to Americans:

Though the United States' new strategy in Iraq has proven effective at routing insurgent rebels, it has done little to relieve the stigma of what many perceive as American imperialism.

The real american geography:

- is your pork fresh?
- oh yes, it was coughing only yesterday