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| admin [2008-08-09 08:05:54] Rating: [3] |
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3 stages of a man:
1) He believes in Santa Claus
2) He doesn't believe in Santa Claus
3) He is Santa Claus |
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| admin [2008-08-06 10:43:52] Rating: [4] |
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- Hi, I am entering the password but not getting access..
- Are you typing the password correctly?
- Yes, five stars... |
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| admin [2008-08-06 10:41:37] Rating: [4] |
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Doctor says to patient:
- I haven't seen you in a while, what have you been doing?
- I was sick. |
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| admin [2008-07-28 18:39:07] Rating: [0] |
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There is no face thats more stupid than driver of a pinto who raced a mercedez-benz driver and won, while the benz driver was discussing a million dollar business deal |
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| admin [2008-07-22 10:39:17] Rating: [-2] |
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- Why did socialism fail in Russia, but succeed in Sweden?
- Russia didn't have enough Swedes. |
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| admin [2008-07-21 11:53:54] Rating: [11] |
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- Can a man die from a computer virus?
- Depends whose computer he infects with it. |
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| jennifer [2008-07-20 01:41:07] Rating: [3] |
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Patient comes to Doctor:
- You know doctor, the medicine you gave me last time worked and i feel better.
- Well, it happens. |
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| admin [2008-07-15 10:19:32] Rating: [13] |
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- How long have you worked at your previous job?
- 15 years.
- That's good. How come you left?
- I was up for parole. |
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| admin [2008-07-12 01:06:06] Rating: [21] |
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e-mail one
Attention: Human Resources
Joe Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Joe works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Joe never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Joe takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping
coffee breaks. Joe is an individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Joe can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Joe be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.
Regards,
Project Leader
e-mail two
Attention: Human Resources
Joe Smith was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines [1, 3, 5, etc.] for my true assessment of his ability.
Regards,
Project Leader |
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| admin [2008-07-11 09:09:46] Rating: [18] |
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Cuba said that it will send a really good rowing team to the Beijing Olympics. They started training about 2 weeks ago and nobody seen them since. |
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