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| admin [2008-06-04 09:39:44] Rating: [16] |
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- buy one shoe, get 2nd shoe free! |
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| admin [2008-06-03 08:11:24] Rating: [15] |
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A doctor comes into hospital room with a young attractive woman and says:
- I need to look at you, please undress
- But I already been looked at by another doctor and he said I was in good shape
- Right, that's what he told me also... |
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| admin [2008-05-31 00:29:40] Rating: [7] |
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a man calls a plumber:
- Hi, something has happened to my toilet, Could you take a look at it sometime?
- Sure, no problem, bring it in after lunch. |
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| admin [2008-05-30 20:11:43] Rating: [22] |
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2 blondes meet:
- Hey, do you like my new outfit?
- Sorry, I am in a hurry, don't have time to argue... |
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| admin [2008-05-30 20:06:50] Rating: [27] |
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If you are young, active, good looking, fit and want to make $100,000 a year or more then GO SCREW YOURSELF we are looking for a janitor |
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| admin [2008-05-29 19:00:06] Rating: [2] |
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someone played a cruel joke on carlos mencia and unfortunately he didn't have time to write it down |
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| admin [2008-05-28 18:35:20] Rating: [4] |
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a beggar is sitting on the street with a sign that reads:
- Good people, please help, I am out of work! Please send text message to ####### |
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| admin [2008-05-28 18:17:09] Rating: [3] |
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- Excuse me, can I enroll my daughter in synchronized swimming here?
- Yes of course, it's a really good time to do so, one of our girls just drowned... |
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| admin [2008-05-26 23:37:40] Rating: [14] |
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Save electricity, turn off NUM-LOCK |
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| admin [2008-05-26 23:31:15] Rating: [6] |
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- hey, i have a cool business idea: let's open a jewelry store on 5th avenue!
- Ok, but let's do it like this: you'll open one, and I'll be on the lookout |
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